Have you ever heard someone in a crowded bar say “who do you have to blow to get a drink around here?” Well, this humorous button is for you bartenders. It asks and answers the question, “I’m the one.”


If you are a bartender, how can you not buy this button?

Now you can feel secure knowing that if something goes wrong, all you need to do is push you’re panic button. This badge is you’re tool for quickly activating an alarm letting everyone know you have entered an emergency situation. Well, maybe not, but a cool button none the less.

If you’re down in the dumps, feeling depressed, maybe a roll in the hay would pick up your spirits. This humorous button with it’s frown face states the fact your depressed and asks “would you please have sex with me”. Wear this button on your next night out and who knows, it might just improve your love life.

This one cracks me up. Most guys know that a push button on some machines such as motorcycles, snowmobiles and some lawnmowers is used to cut the power to it’s engine and is typically called a kill button. That is what I picture when I think of a kill button, so when I see a pin back button with the word “kill” on it, it takes my brain a few seconds to figure out that it is in fact a “kill button” but not what I’m used to. I’m easily amused I guess.