Design #1010
Are you worried about Obamacare and his death panels? No need, I have the answer for you. You can call it your “Private Insurance Policy”.
I am pleased to announce that I am in consideration for appointed by the president to the 2010 National Health Care Death Panel. You can assure your good review with recommendation for longer life and continued health care by simply making a donation to my Death Panel campaign fund. In other words buy a button.
These funds will be used to create favoritism towards my continued service on the panel thereby continuing your life, that is, if I like you.